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Electronic shirts simulate teleportation portals from the game Portal

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Aperture Science Warehouse




GLaDOS + ThinkGeek = One Amazing Shirt

Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. As a somewhat sentient machine with an infinite capacity for knowledge I have combined my noteworthy intelligence with the consumer desire fulfillment mechanism of ThinkGeek.com. The goal of this union is to provide you with a fully functional version of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device in a convenient apparel format.

Unfortunately during initial testing of the Interactive Portal Shirts at least 128 testing subjects were injured or maimed while practicing the teleportation procedures. Therefore it was decided to provide a visibly functional version of the Interactive Portal Shirts while forgoing actual teleportation. The finished product you see here uses two wireless 5.8 GHz video cameras mounted in the front of each shirt along with two high-res LCD TFT screens. The camera in the orange shirt transmits the image to the blue shirt, and vise versa. In this manner it seems as if a fully functional portal has been created between the chests of both subjects.

Aperture Science Labs hopes that this impressive simulation of portal technology will encourage additional test subjects to participate in the upcoming double-blind testing of the fully functional "his and hers" portal underwear.

The cake is a lie.

Product Features
  • Electronic shirts simulate teleportation portals from the game Portal
  • Each shirt features a wireless 5.8Ghz pinhole video camera in the front
  • Embedded TFT LCD screens in the chest area of each shirt simulate the portal
  • The camera from one shirt transmits the image wirelessly to the other, and vise versa
  • Each shirt is powered by one 2190mAh Lithium-Ion battery pack stored in the included belt-pack
  • 1.5 to 2 hours continuous run time, 4.2 hours recharge time
  • All electronics are completely removable to enable shirts to be washed
  • Wired composite video input allows you to play video games or movies on the shirt screen
  • Shirts must be purchased as a pair to work properly
  • GLaDOS Promises a coupon for free cake will be included with each shirt purchase
HAHA! April Fools!