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Motion-Controlled Mimic Package

Stop taking our packages, Karen

  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • While the teeth look razor-sharp, they're only cardboard
  • At least cardboard cuts are better than losing a finger (sorry, Eric)
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Stop taking our packages, Karen

Who else is tired of getting packages stolen off their porch? We sure as heck are. And the really frustrating thing is that we keep buying into the trends that are supposed to make things safer, but nothing gets better. We bought the video doorbell and our package thief put on a mask and started waving at us. We tried giving the delivery service keys to our house and the food in the fridge started to disappear. We bought the glitter bomb, and the package thief wiped it off all over our porch as revenge. There's still glitter there and that was last year. We're desperate.  

Thankfully, we rolled a natural 20 and successfully acquired some mimics from the world of Dungeons & Dragons. Or more accurately, we've embraced the concept of mimics as scary creatures and given them a real-world makeover. These Motion-Controlled Mimic Packages look like real packages and can be inconspicuously placed on your porch to mess with hooligans. But whenever someone approaches the mimic to grab it, things will get creepy. The top of the box bursts open and a giant tongue gives them an unwanted surprise. And best of all, you don't have to worry about any batteries because these mimics are solar powered. 

If this doesn't stop the packages disappearing from our front porch, nothing will… and we'll be moving. Oh, and Karen, we know you're the one taking our packages. You still have glitter in your hair, and no - it's not left over from the bachelorette party we had in Cabo. Also, you're wearing the sweater we ordered on Etsy.
Product Specifications
  • Motion-Controlled Mimic Package 
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive 
  • An uncomfortable end to package theft 
  • If this doesn't work… we're moving 
  • Materials: Cardboard, silicon  
  • Dimensions: 11 1/2" tall x 13 1/4" wide x 2 1/2" thick 
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean if necessary 
  • Power: Solar powered. Direct sunlight works best  
  • Sluggish tongue? Your mimic may not be getting enough sunlight  
  • Weight: 2 lb. 
  • Ages 14+ 

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