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Bean Bag Onesie

All the right junk in the trunk

  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Never stand when you can sit
  • The most comfortable clothing is getting a trunkgrade
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$89.99

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All the right junk in the trunk

Waiting in line sucks. And if you're into geeky fandoms, chances are that one day you'll be forced to wait in line for a meet-and-greet, midnight premiere, or con. We've all envied that one person who brings a chair, but sometimes carrying around a fold-up chair is just too much (especially if you've managed to grab some awesome limited-edition swag). Why hasn’t someone fixed this yet? 

Oh wait. We have. We've given the most comfortable clothing option a huge upgrade… or trunkgrade. Introducing the new ThinkGeek exclusive Bean Bag Onesie. Now you can sit wherever you want. It solves all of life's most uncomfortable dilemmas.  

Getting your license renewed and don’t want to lose your place in line? Bean bag onesie.  
Crowded movie night at your friend's place with no place to sit? Bean bag onesie. 
Worried about snagging limited seating at the park? Not anymore. Bean bag onesie. 
Don't want to stand up to perform heart surgery? Actually… you might want to remain standing for that one. But you'll look amazing in a bean bag onesie.    

Rejoice! The struggle is finally over. Never stand when you can sit.
Product Specifications 
  • Bean Bag Onesie 
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive 
  • Solve all of your problems 
  • Or at least all of your seating related ones 
  • Available in Gumby Green  
  • Want more colors? Let us know on social 
  • Materials: Cotton, filled with cotton and polyester fiber mix and polystyrene balls 
  • Care Instructions: Hand wash cold. Air dry. 
  • Imported

Sizing Table

SMLXL2XL 3XL
Chest 20" 22" 24" 26" 28" 30"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
Buh-donka-donk 32" 34" 36" 38" 40" 42"

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