Flame Jam Hoop
This hoop is built for slam dunks
- ThinkGeek is heating up
- After three goals, the rim lights up… with fire
This hoop is built for slam dunksShooting mini hoops is our favorite way to relax after a long day at work. There's nothing like the satisfaction of hearing that SWISH as we make a goal. And then making our own crowd cheering noises to celebrate. You know what we mean. Don't pretend you don't do it too! Our slam dunk game is spot on, and we're desperately in need of an upgrade. Something more satisfying. Something with pyrotechnics. Something like the Flame Jam Hoop.
We know what you're thinking: "Since when does ThinkGeek do the sports?" And, you know what? Fair point. We may not be throwing homeruns, but we are doing what geeks do: making sports more interesting with things like statistical analysis on key plays. Now, we've given the casual over-the-door hoop a little tweak, too. When you score three goals in a row (using the provided patented "fireproof" basketball), the ring of the hoop will shoot up flames to celebrate your victory. A song of basketball and fire, if you will.
Let the flames be your private cheerleading squad. We don't need the praise of millions of fans when we have the approval of fire. This Flame Jam Hoop includes all the mounting supplies you need to affix it atop any door, and it's even small enough to take to the office. All it takes it a bit of lighter fluid (included) and you're ready to ball. (Is that right? We still don't do sports.) Kobe!
Our legal department has requested we include the following short disclaimer:
ThinkGeek is not responsible for any damages caused by the Flame Jam Hoop including fire to personal property, fire damage, personal injury, or death resulting from fire. The patented "fireproof" basketball is not guaranteed to be completely fireproof. "Slam dunking" when shooting goals may risk personal injury or death. Fire may discharge at any time depending on the proximity of the basketball to the net. Ensure there is a 24" clearance from the top of the net to the ceiling. Do not place beneath anything flammable. Do not use this net as a heater. Do not operate in the same room as a ceiling fan. Do not put beneath or around any vents. Do not play for longer than three (3) consecutive minutes. Do not place anything flammable in the netting. Do not let pets play near, on, or in the net. Do not allow children in the same room when net is in use. Do not wear polyester when using the net. When refilling lighter fluid, only fill to the designated line. Do not overfill lighter fluid. Do not operate outside. Do not operate in carpeted areas or hardwood areas. This product is not to be used in a wood-framed structure. Not responsible for damage caused by inappropriate use. After installation, the Flame Jam Hoop should be inspected thoroughly by a licensed current member or the American Pyrotechnics Association (APA). ThinkGeek, the APA, its officers and directors, and its members make no warranties, express or implied regarding the information provided. In no event shall they be liable for any damage, injuries, costs or expenses relating to the use the Flame Jam Hoop. Users of the Flame Jam Hoop are encouraged to seek legal counsel and other appropriate professional assistance prior to utilizing the product in any particular jurisdiction. For display only.
- Flame Jam Hoop
- A ThinkGeek exclusive
- Despite the headline: "this hoop is built for slam dunks," please be very careful when attempting slam dunks
- Includes: Easy mounting bracket, "fireproof" basketball, net, and lighter fluid
- Hoop: Fire-safe plastic, knitted polyethylene netting
- Ball: Leather/rubber composite
- Hoop: 10 1/2" tall x 18" wide x 9" rim
- Ball: 8 3/4" diameter
- Care Instructions: Spot clean only.
- Weight: 4 lb.
- Ages 18+