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Hopeless Ramentic T-Shirt

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A ramentic experience

  • A ThinkGeek Exclusive
  • Our love for ramen is unwavering
  • If you want to see our play about ramen, let us know

There's no way you can understand how strongly we feel about ramen. So, since this t-shirt is about expressing a love so pure it transcends everything, we've graduated from sonnets and haikus into something even more romantic… a dramatic monologue.  

Let's set the stage. A ThinkGeek copy monkey stands atop a beautiful balcony with a lightsaber in hand (don't question it - it's important to the plot). A steaming bowl of ramen sits obscured upstage. And now the monologue begins.  
 
'Tis but thy calories that are our enemy; 
Thou art thyself, though not a healthy food. 
What's healthy food? It is nor joy, nor pride, 
Nor hope, nor inspiration, nor any other part 
Belonging to a person. O, be some other calorie! 
What's in a calorie? That which we count a noodle 
By any other calorie would taste as delicious;  
So ramen would, were it not ramen call'd,  
Retain that dear perfection which it owes  
Without that sodium. Ramen, doff thy calories 
And for those calories which are no part of thee 
Take all ourselves. 

End scene.  

After this there's an epic fight scene and about 60,000 special effects. But this is the best part of the play. What? You want to see the other part? Well, too bad! Buy a ticket and see it on Broadway like everyone else. If you felt moved beyond words, then you're deserving of this ThinkGeek exclusive Hopeless Ramentic t-shirt. Congratulations, your love of ramen is pure.  
Product Specifications 
  • Hopeless Ramentic T-Shirt  
  • A ThinkGeek Exclusive  
  • Express your love for those sweet, tasty noodles by wearing this shirt  
  • And by breaking out into dramatic romantic monologues 
  • Or just watch Naruto or something 
  • Materials: Cotton 
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors only. Tumble-dry on low. Do not iron.  
  • Imported 

Sizing Table

Chest 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"

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