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Five Bars T-Shirt

Can you hear me now?

  • A ThinkGeek Exclusive
  • For once, poor service is working in your favor
  • Communication is overrated anyway
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$21.99

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Can you hear me now?

*Phone rings*

"Hello?"

"… zzzzzz terrible news- zzzzzzzzz… Urgent that you zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

"Sorry we can't hear you."

Click.

Sometimes, poor reception is a gift. It means you can't hear the person who wants something from you. We wish that could be an obtainable lifestyle… blissfully ignorant. But until that happens, we'll have to settle for this shirt.

This ThinkGeek exclusive Five Bars t-shirt should let people know ahead of time that you're not interested in what they have to say. You might be able to hear it, but you won't respond to it. Is it a communication error or do you just need some time to yourself? Only you will know for sure
Product Specifications
  • Poor Reception T-Shirt
  • A ThinkGeek Exclusive
  • Cut off communication with annoying/needy people
  • Lets people know to expect poor service from you
  • Materials: 50% Cotton/50% Polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors only. Tumble-dry on low. Do not iron.
  • Imported

Sizing Table

Chest 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"

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