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Caffeine Ornament

A little boost to get you excited for the holidays

  • A perfect gift for fans of caffeinated everything
  • Because Santa doesn't want cookies - he wants caffeine!
  • Or maybe cookies AND caffeine
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A little boost to get you excited for the holidays

The Christmas tree has always been envious of the little holly. Folks who decorate with holly tend to prune branches, not chop the whole thing down. The holly has little prickly leaves which keep the household cat from attempting to climb it. But most importantly, the holly comes pre-caffeinated for a great start to each sleepy, winter morning. That's right. Yaupon Holly (the unfortunately named Ilex vomitoria) is a source of caffeine. It doesn't really get to use it. It stores it in vacuoles. But that's not the point. Your Christmas tree has always wanted caffeine. Now it can have it, too.

Caffeine's molecular structure is featured in this metal ornament. Measures 3" wide x 3 1/2" tall, not including the black ribbon for hanging. Comes in a little gift box with an informational card about the magical scientific properties of caffeine.

Product Specifications 
  • Caffeine Molecule Ornament 
  • A perfect gift for fans of caffeinated everything
  • Packed with a little informational card
  • Materials: Metal alloy
  • Dimensions: 3" wide x 3 1/2" tall x 1/3" thick
  • Weight: 1 oz.
  • Comes packaged in a box for easy gifting

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