Rick and Morty Stocking

So we're going to go ahead and go out on a limb and possibly offend you here by wishing you a Merry Rickmas. We know not everybody's a practicing Ricktian, but a lot of people celebrate the holiday, regardless of religion or television preference. And also, you're on this page.

This Rick and Morty Stocking features the guys victoriously emerging from a portal on the front of this radioactive green stocking. And having Rick and Morty exiting a portal from your mantle is basically equivalent to what Santa does right? Except Santa isn't fleeing alien beings when he comes down your chimney. Usually. 

Product Specifications 

• Rick and Morty Stocking
• Officially-licensed Rick & Morty merchandise 
• From Kurt Adler
• Get Schwifty for the holidays
• Faux fur green cuff
• Body features sublimated print of Rick and Morty emerging from a portal under the words "Merry Rickmas"
• Includes 2 1/2" hanging loop
• Materials: All new materials (polyester on front and some sort of satin weave on the cuff and reverse)
• Care Instructions: Spot clean with mind detergent
• Imported
• Dimensions: 18" tall x 8" wide cuff
• Ages 14+