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Firefly Semi-Muscular T-Shirt

Likely crash and kill us all

  • Wash proudly declaring "I am a large semi muscular man!"
  • See, there's a thing called a "muscle tee" so this is a "semi-muscle tee"
  • A ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive
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Likely crash and kill us all

Zoe: Proximity alert. Must be comin' up on somethin'...
Wash: Oh, my god! What can it be? We're doomed! Who's flyin' this thing?
*beat*
Wash: Oh. Right. That'd be me. Back to work.
- "Bushwacked"
We love Wash. His dry sense of humor. His deadpan delivery. His calm in the face of impending disaster. He'd be awesome to have by your side, and not just because you'd end up with plastic dinosaurs in your ship's glove compartment. Also because you never know when you might need to pull a Crazy Ivan.
Product Specifications 
  • Firefly Semi-Muscular T-Shirt
  • Officially-licensed Firefly merchandise 
  • A ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive
  • Wash proudly declaring "I am a large semi muscular man!"
  • See, there's a thing called a "muscle tee" 
  • Which makes this a "semi-muscle tee"
  • Materials: 100% cotton
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported 

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