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Super Mario Board Shorts

Available in the Sand Kingdom and at ThinkGeek!

  • Bright blue with red accents and Mario's face on the left leg
  • Right hip pocket with metal grommet for drainage and flap with hook-and-loop closure
  • Put On/Take Off Shades
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Available in the Sand Kingdom and at ThinkGeek!

Yep. Mario has nipples. And now with ThinkGeek's help you can take part in the the Nipple% speedrun IRL. Yours is probably going to take a little longer than 10 minutes from clicking Buy Now to shirtless in Super Mario Board Shorts, though. We haven't gotten our teleportation devices at the warehouse up to speed yet. They still occasionally turn products into a pile of bananas. We think Timmy might have been monkeying with the backend code.

"Mario, you've defeated Bowser again, what will you do now?" Point the way to a vacation of rest and recuperation with these Super Mario Board Shorts. They're perfect for relaxing by the pool or swimming in Lake Kingdom. Just don't forget to pack your 3DS. Wouldn't wanna get bored.
Product Specifications 
  • Super Mario Board Shorts
  • Officially-licensed Super Mario Bros. merchandise 
  • Bright blue with red accents and Mario's face on the left leg
  • Waist closes with hook-and-loop and drawstring
  • Hook-and-loop closure on fly 
  • Right hip pocket with metal grommet for drainage and flap with hook-and-loop closure
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Sizing Table


S M L XL 2X 3X
Waist 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in.
Inseam 8 1/2 in. 8 1/2 in. 8 1/2 in. 8 1/2 in. 8 1/2 in. 8 1/2 in.

Note that these are the measurements of the garment.

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