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Shark Attack Board Shorts

Everybody outta the water!

  • Ombre grey and blue knee-length board shorts
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • #sharkweekeveryweek
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Everybody outta the water!

Ahhh, the beach. The waves crashing. Your toes in the sand. It's the perfect way to relax. To think of nothing except the dime-store novel you have with you along with your SPF 900. Unless, of course, it's a Peter Benchley novel. In which case, your mileage may vary.

You know the Earth Day every day movement? We're here to make "Shark Week every week" a thing. And with these board shorts, you can be a part of that. They're covered with circling shark fins and one large gaping shark maw, ready to eat you or get its molars looked at by the sharkdentist. (No, sharks don't have molars.They also don't get cavities. TL;DR: the surface of their teeth is fluoride, and they shed them constantly.)

Product Specifications 
  • Shark Attack Board Shorts
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive 
  • Ombre grey and blue knee-length board shorts with one big open shark jaw and lots of fins in the water
  • Waist closes with drawstring
  • Hook-and-loop closure on fly 
  • Left hip pocket with metal grommet for drainage and flap with hook-and-loop closure
  • Materials: 92% polyester / 8% spandex
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Sizing Table


S M L XL 2X 3X
Waist 33 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 39 1/2 in. 41 1/2 in. 43 1/2 in.
Inseam 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in.

Note that these are the measurements of the garment.

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