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The Science of Summer Board Shorts

Enjoy long walks on the silicon dioxide...

  • Water and sand printed on these knee-length board shorts
  • (Plus the compressed two-dimensional form of water and silica molecules)
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
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Enjoy long walks on the silicon dioxide...

Now there's a certain subset of geeks who camp and hike and bike and do all manner of outdoors-related stuff. That's just not us. So when we head out to the beach or the pool for a day spent basking in the glow of our favorite fusion reactor, we're generally outside our comfort zone. 

In that case, we like to bring our comfort zone with us in the form of a good book and these board shorts. They're printed with water, sand, and the compressed two-dimensional form of water and silica molecules, like a gentle reminder that science is all around us. 
Product Specifications 
  • The Science of Summer Board Shorts
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive 
  • Water and sand printed on these knee-length board shorts 
  • (Plus the compressed two-dimensional form of water and silica molecules)
  • Waist closes with drawstring
  • Hook-and-loop closure on fly 
  • Right hip pocket with metal grommet for drainage and flap with hook-and-loop closure
  • Materials: 92% polyester / 8% spandex
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Sizing Table


S M L XL 2X 3X
Waist 33 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 39 1/2 in. 41 1/2 in. 43 1/2 in.
Inseam 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in.

Note that these are the measurements of the garment.

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