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Constellation Board Shorts

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Keep reaching for the stars

  • Royal blue knee-length board shorts
  • With white constellations, asterisms, and accents
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive

Nature is beautiful. The red cliffs and canyons of the southwest. The Appalachian trail. The redwoods dotting the Pacific coast. The sunrise over the Atlantic. The sunset over the Pacific. See, the trick is that we don't all get to witness that simultaneously. You have to be in a certain place to witness each of those things. But there is a beautiful wonder of nature we all get to enjoy together: the night sky.

In the northern hemisphere, many of us get to see some of the same constellations and asterisms (a prominent pattern of stars, not quite a constellation) year round when we gaze skyward. Like familiar friends we've known since we were kids, the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper are always there. We've captured them on them on these Constellation Board Shorts. And you know what that means? No matter how much light pollution your area has, you can always see the stars when you're wearing these.
Product Specifications 
  • Constellation Board Shorts
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive 
  • Royal blue knee-length board shorts with white constellations, asterisms, and accents
  • Waist closes with drawstring
  • Hook-and-loop closure on fly 
  • Right hip pocket with metal grommet for drainage and flap with hook-and-loop closure
  • Materials: 92% polyester / 8% spandex
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Sizing Table

S M L XL 2X 3X
Waist 33 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 39 1/2 in. 41 1/2 in. 43 1/2 in.
Inseam 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in. 10 1/2 in.

Note that these are the measurements of the garment.

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