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Chemical Reaction Boxer Briefs 3pk

Happy pants

  • 3 pairs of boxers featuring chemical compounds
  • Now when you spill coffee on your pants, it'll be in good company
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive!
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$39.99

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Happy pants

Dressing like a scientist isn't just about the lab coat. You need to start from the very first layer! Nothing says "I'm a person who has a favorite microscope, and I can tell you the proper names of all this glassware" quite like these undergarments.

You can call these your happy pants. That's because when you wear these, you'll have serotonin, dopamine, and caffeine right on your boxer briefs. Don't worry: scientists aren't the only ones allowed to wear these. We tested. Don't worry. We didn't return 'em. They're too dang comfy. Another reason they're your happy pants.
Product Specifications 
  • Chemical Reaction Boxer Briefs 3pk
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • 3 pairs of boxer briefs featuring the chemical compounds serotonin, dopamine, and caffeine
  • Black (serotonin), grey (dopamine), and red (caffeine) pair of boxers
  • Stretchy elastic waistband for comfort
  • Materials: 95% cotton / 5% spandex
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Sizing Table


S M L XL 2X
Waist 27" 29" 31" 33" 35"
Length 10 1/4" 10 3/4" 11 1/4" 11 3/4" 12 1/4"
Front Rise 8 1/4" 8 3/4" 9 1/4" 9 3/4" 10 1/4"

Note that these are the measurements of the garment.

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