You could find yourself handsomely rewarded.
Right, me buckos, we have a right sweet bit of plunder here for all yous with yer sea legs, from the lowliest bilge rats to the scourge of the Seven Seas hisself. You see, we've happened upon a ship carryin' these shirts in our favoritest color, the color of the infamous spot. Belay that! Stop yer runnin' away. We're not going to give you the spot. Just a shirt that'll help yer with yer words and such. Now we don't want to be givin' these out to non-piratical scurvy dogs *spits*, so keep yer eyes open for any of them hornswoggling landlubbers tryin' to take off with our booty.
The chest of this black 100% cotton shirt reads "AHOY MATEY!" with a compass rose. The back reads "TALK LIKE A PIRATE / WORLD TOUR 2017" with a skull and crossbones beneath and various piratical phrases. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported. Because this is a limited-edition shirt, we're sorry, but there are NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.
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