Bob's Burgers Card Wallet - Exclusive
If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger
- The Belcher family can totally be trusted with your cards
- As long as you don't try to use this at Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria
- Slots for 3 cards plus a clear ID window with thumb assist
If You've Got It, Croissant It BurgerHow embarrassing: you've ordered a delicious, handcrafted burger from a wonderful little hole-in-the-wall joint, conveniently located on Ocean Avenue right down the street from the Wonder Wharf. You were drawn into the place by the alluring aroma and a child in a hamburger suit who pretty much shoved you through the door while singing at you. Now, it's time to pay up, and your cards are just, what, swimming around in your pocket with a bunch of First Oceanside Savings Bank ATM receipts? Have you no decency? This is a family establishment!
Hide your shame and let your cards be naked no more, with this exclusive Bob's Burgers card wallet. On the front, 3 card pockets nestled into the debossed burger sign design with the Bob's Burgers logo. Honestly, the card slots on the front look like deep knife slashes to us, as if there's some sort of burger slasher going around. Wait, what? There's no burger slasher! That's preposterous. Why, what have you heard? How do we know *you're* not the burger slasher? Well, there's a clear ID pocket on the back of this card wallet, so we're just going to need you to show us some ID so that we can clear up this whole burger slasher business.
- Bob's Burgers Card Wallet
- Officially-licensed Bob's Burgers merchandise
- A ThinkGeek exclusive
- Card wallet featuring the Bob's Burgers burger sign design and logo debossed on the front
- 3 front card pockets
- Black back with clear ID window and thumb assist
- Dimensions: approximately 4" long x 3 1/4" tall