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Rocko's Modern Life Bifold Wallet - Exclusive

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Participate in Capitalism

  • Buy everything Conglom-O offers with MONEY!
  • Money you keep in this spiffy wallet
  • Large bill pocket, 6 card pockets, and ID window

How will you do your patriotic duty to your adopted homeland, Kangaroo Boy? No, not by waving a flag, marching in a parade, or visiting landmarks in all 50 states, but by greasing the wheels of the very economic engine that drives this country: capitalism! So fire up the Lobot-o-Shop network on your TV (or stream it directly into your brain - thanks, technology!), check out all of the amazing products brought to you by the Conglom-O Corporation, and BUY BUY BUY NOW!

You can't pay for anything in this modern world without money, and you need some way to hold all of that hard-earned cash (for the two seconds before you hand it over to Conglom-O, anyway). With 6 card pockets to hold all the plastic you got with the low, low introductory APR of 1000%, a large bill pocket to hold a dead fly that floats out when you open it and Chokey Chicken receipts, and an ID window with thumb assist to help you get that sucker out when you need it. Congratulations! You can really be an active participant in modern life now!
Product Specifications 
  • Rocko's Modern Life Bifold Wallet
  • Officially-licensed Rocko's Modern Life merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Bifold wallet featuring a dazed Rocko and debossed 90s triangle pattern
  • Rocko's Modern Life logo and more cool 90s triangles on the inside
  • 6 card pockets
  • 1 large bill pocket
  • ID window with thumb assist
  • Exterior: 100% polyurethane. Lining: 100% polyester.
  • Dimensions: 4 1/2" wide x 3 1/2" tall (when closed)

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