Super Mario Danger Ahead T-Shirt
Proceed with caution
Some people run away from the evil looking castle with lava everywhere, and some people towards. Mario and Luigi are the latter, but they need the proper items for the job.
A shirt depicting a sign reading "Danger Ahead" with Bowser looking at menacing as ever. "Please Take One" written below with a choice of some of Mario and Luigi's favorite items. Someone already tore off the Mushroom, though, dangit. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.