Sliced Bread Earmuffs
The best earmuffs since sliced bread! Wait.
- Two plushie slices of bread to keep your ears toasty
- Embroidered faces look like ;D and O_O
- One size turns most adult human heads into a warm sandwich
The best earmuffs since sliced bread! Wait.ERROR: COPYWRITING MONKEY HAS ENTERED "PUN OVERLOAD" STATE, RESTART REQUIRED.
"Turn your head into the perfect sandwich..."
"keep your ears nice and toasty..."
"these starchy slices have a loaf of feelings to express..."
"one of them is all ;D and the other is like O_O ..."
"the best thing since sliced bread..."
RECOMMENDATION: Remove adorable Sliced Bread Earmuffs from the vicinity of the copywriting monkey, place them on your own head as a muff for your ears, and restart.
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- Sliced Bread Earmuffs
- A pair of plush earmuffs that are the best thing since sliced bread
- Custom-dyed plush bread slices with expressive embroidered faces: one winky grin and one shocked surprise
- Certifiably gluten-free
- One size fits most adult human heads