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Houston, I Have Emotional Problems T-Shirt

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And There's Nothing I Can Do

Maybe this isn't really the best time to bring this up, but the vast void of space is really making me feel a little vulnerable. And tell me if I'm crazy, but is there a delay in our communication right now?


When you're feeling down, it really helps to have someone to talk to. Thankfully, Mission Control is staffed 24/7, and they're pretty much obligated to take your call. The downside, of course, is that it's a little complicated to be in a position to make that call in the first place. But once you're there, the view is really quite striking. Though it may just give you an existential crisis and exacerbate the problem. Worth it!

"Houston, I have emotional problems" and an astronaut floating in space on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Imported.

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