They'll Never Suspect Science T-Shirt
Blinding them with science
This cat's got more going on then they'll ever know. Just let them underestimate Science Cat! They'll see what happens. They'll ALL see what happens when you forget about science! Muahahaha... ha... ha... hack! Whoops, hairball! Sorry.
"They'll never suspect science" and a shifty-eyed bespectacled kitty reading some dumb comics (or is that a science book!?) on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Imported.