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20" Festivus Pole with Greeting Cards

Festivus, yes! Bagels, no!

  • Break it out on December 23
  • Leave it unadorned because Festivus is all too real
  • Perfect gift for the rest of us
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Festivus, yes! Bagels, no!

Everyone these days says there is a war on Christmas, but many people out there don't want to fight with Christmas at all. They would just rather celebrate a holiday not tainted with commercialization. They would rather keep things simple with an unadorned aluminum pole. They would rather air their grievances and display great feats of strength. In summary, they would rather celebrate Festivus!

If you are more of a Festivus kind of person, celebrate with this 20" Festivus pole. This desktop pole is the perfect size to bring your Festivus spirit into the workplace. The set also includes three blank greetings cards featuring Frank Costanza. Use them to write a holiday greeting (sell out!) or to air your grievances to loved ones. 

Product Specifications 
  • 20" Festivus Pole with Greeting Cards
  • Officially-licensed Seinfeld merchandise 
  • Desktop aluminum pole with wooden base to celebrate Festivus
  • Comes with three 5" x 7" greeting cards
  • Perfect gift for the rest of us

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