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Christmas Story Leg Lamp Indoor or Outdoor

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It's a Major Award!

  • Wire frame lawn or interior decoration
  • 35 mini 120v lights; 36" lead wire
  • Not as fra-gee-lay as the original

Back in the day, we were the kids that wanted to shoot our eyes out with a Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock. We were the ones that endured the humiliation of having to wear the pink bunny suit (or ugly Christmas sweater, or hand-me-down neon snowsuit). And yes, despite knowing full well what would happen, we stuck our tongues to the pole.

But now, we're the grown-ups. We're the ones weaving a tapestry of obscenities, working in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. And those of us who are homeowners probably wouldn't mind a new furnace for Christmas. But you know what would be GREAT? A leg lamp. Oh, look at that! Will you look at that? Isn't that glorious? It's... it's... it's indescribably beautiful!

Product Specifications
  • Christmas Story Leg Lamp Indoor or Outdoor
  • Officially-licensed A Christmas Story merchandise
  • Get your major award out of the house, and into the yard, where no one can knock it over!
  • Wire frame
  • Illuminated with 35 mini 120v lights
  • 36 inch lead wire
  • Perfect for anyone with mind powers, but no space for a bowling alley
  • Care Instructions: Don't rub it.
  • For indoor or outdoor use
  • Dimensions: 12.2 x 11.2 x 28 inches
  • Weight: 2.4 pounds

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