Firefly Gorram! T-Shirt
Best curse in the 'verse
There are moments when the whole 'verse seems to be against you, and the best option is to curse, and maybe play with Wash's dinosaurs if he will let you.
Just once I'd like things to go according to the gorram plan.Sometimes, things fly off the ship when they shouldn't. (Wait, when should things ever fly off the ship? We should probably have a quiet talk with Kaylee.) At other times, the person whose worthless neck you just saved steals your cargo. You get the picture. Gorram! An expletive which addresses all manner of frustrations encountered out in the 'verse.
- Mal, "Firefly"
Black 100% cotton t-shirt features the word reserved for moments when Serenity's crew is feeling a mite less mighty. Also useful for when you're stranded on a little scrap o' nowhere without a scrap o' clothing. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron. Imported.