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Festivus Pole Ornament

For the Rest of Us!

  • Tiny Festivus Pole for your tree
  • Or you could probably hang it from a real Festivus Pole
  • It's a Festivus for the rest of us!


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For the Rest of Us!

Did you know that if you Google "Festivus" (actually Google it, this doesn't work on Bing or whatever), you get a Festivus pole running down the side of the screen next to your search results? Why were we Googling "Festivus" in the first place, you ask? To start preparing our speeches for the "Airing of Grievances" and to study up on training for the "Feats of Strength," of course. And looking for a sweet red meatloaf recipe, because what Mom served last year was dry as a hockey puck. *jots down "Mom's meatloaf" on the grievances list for this year*

Bring the aluminum pole out of the crawl space and give it a place of honor with this Festivus Pole ornament! Perfect for defying family members who won't let you have a real Festivus Pole in the living room *adds "whichever one of you took down the Festivus Pole last year" to the grievances list*, or for really tiny apartments where a full-sized Festivus Pole would be impractical, or for simply protesting the commercialism of the holidays, because no one can tell you how to celebrate Festivus, anyway! 

Product Specifications 
  • Festivus Pole Ornament
  • Officially-licensed Seinfeld merchandise
  • Miniature Festivus Pole ornament with a sign that reads "It's a FESTIVUS For the Rest of Us!"
  • Hang it from your tree, or from your Festivus pole for Festivus inception
  • Perfect for, well, the rest of us
  • Dimensions: 3 1/2" tall
  • Ages 14+

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