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South Park Mr. Hankey Plush Ornament

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Have you been eating enough fiber?

  • It's time to welcome back our favorite festive magical poo!
  • Soft, squishy 5" tall plush ornament
  • Make your holidays a little less (more?) crappy!

Howdy ho! It's that special time of year again - time to welcome back our favorite festive poo! Mr. Hankey perfectly embodies the Spirit of Christmas, from his Santa hat to his jolly smile! He's also a big fan of commercialism and singing in public. And he's, you know. Poop.

This hilariously cute 5" plush ornament is coming straight out of the sewers of South Park and into your home (via our extremely sanitary warehouse). Mr. Hankey is sure to make a statement as he hangs from your tree like a happy brown icicle. And that statement is: Don't forget the presents. And eat plenty of fiber!

Warning: Cornwallis not included. We know. We love him too.

Product Specifications

South Park Mr. Hankey Plush Ornament
Officially-licensed South Park merchandise
This festive magical turd is here to spread some cheer!
Mr. Hankey wears his Santa hat and a grin
Made of soft (but not TOO soft) plush
Capacity: you don't wanna know
Materials: polyester
Care Instructions: eat plenty of fiber!
Dimensions: 5" tall

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