Star Wars Darth Vader Fair Isle Holiday Dress Socks
Come to the Dark Side. Our feet don't stink.
- Ugly Sweater Style all winter long
- Or heck, for summer, too, if you feel like it
- Made from moisture-wicking, anti-microbial fabric
What an inefficient use of comedy props!
With the Darth Vader Fair Isle Holiday Dress Socks, you can keep the dorky fun of your favorite tacky holiday sweater, even with the most solemn business suit. Unlike a holiday sweater, which can make you perspire and stink up the close quarters of Aunt Edna's formal dining room, the Darth Vader Fair Isle Holiday Dress Socks are made from moisture-wicking material, to get sweat off your skin. The JuteCell yarn even has anti-microbial properties, which means you will stink much less than you would in your Ugly Christmas Sweater. Which currently probably smells like mothballs.
- Darth Vader Fair Isle Holiday Dress Socks
- Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
- Special edition item with limited quantities available
- One size fits most (up to men's size 12)
- Eco-friendly and antimicrobial with moisture-wicking properties
- Materials: 37% JuteCell, 55% polyester, 2% spandex, 6% other
- (What do you think "other" is? Porg?)
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.