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Messenger Bag of Holding

Messenger bag for you, sir *thwack*

  • Main compartment has padded laptop / tablet section
  • Organizer under flap has pass-through grommet for cables
  • Rubber feet on the bottom because adventurin' ain't easy
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Messenger bag for you, sir *thwack*

Over the years, you guys have had lots of feedback about our Bag of Holding line, so we decided to open it up to a few new form factors. Try them out. Let us know what fits your lifestyle and how you use them. We'll keep the ones you like, revamp the ones we could make better, and drop the ones you don't like into the fires of Mordor. Likeyado.

We have a message for you: you need this bag. Every proper adventurer needs a proper bag. And this bag has organization as its middle name. (Ed. note: Actually "bag" is its middle name.) With this bag, you'll be able to find whatever it is you are looking for in an instant. It's like the Dewey Decimal system on steroids wrapped in a singularity. The main compartment has a padded laptop / tablet section and a zipped compartment. Under the flap is an organizer complete with 2 open pockets, 3 pen slots, a zip pouch, and a ThinkGeek keyholder. There's a pouch on one side, and a cinch strap on the opposite side for.... We're going to be honest here: we don't know what it's for. Holding something, clearly. Even the shoulder strap has a (removable) pouch. We have a sort of pouchception thing going on here.

Product Specifications 
  • Messenger Bag of Holding
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Main compartment has padded laptop / tablet section
  • Front zip pocket has d20 zipper pull
  • Organizer under flap (2 open pockets, 3 pen slots, zip pouch, ThinkGeek keyholder) has pass-through grommet for cables 
  • Pouch on one side
  • Cinch strap on the other side for... something
  • Removable shoulder strap adjusts from 14" - 24" drop (includes shoulder pad and pouch)
  • Top handle makes it easy to grab and go 
  • Custom d20 lining
  • Rubber feet on the bottom for durability
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent Imported
  • Exterior Dimensions: 17" wide x 13" tall x 4" thick
  • Laptop / Tablet Section: 15" wide x 10" tall x 2" thick
  • Main Compartment: 16" wide x 11" tall x 2" deep 
  • Weight: 2 1/2 lbs.
  • Ages 14+
"Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?" Let's find out together!

Laptop fitting guide
Measure your laptop.
Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop.

"But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"
If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive.

"I've got the measurements! Now what?"
Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another.

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