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Solar Eclipse Take This T-Shirt

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From Sun to Moon

Better make sure you've got the proper headgear equipped before you embark on this quest. This isn't like that one time with the moon, when you could look directly at the phenomenon. Though, come to think of it, that was pretty hard to look at, too.


Hey! Listen! Why's the sun going dark in the middle of the day, anyway? Did someone play the Sun's Song again? Nope - it's an event even more rare than the arrival of new hero in the land: it's a total solar eclipse! And you'll have all the courage you need to look directly at it, once those pretty blue peepers are safely outfitted with a pair of Solar Eclipse Glasses, and you've put this shirt in your inventory's armor slot.

A reminder to save your eyeballs from utter destruction, this message of "It's Dangerous to View Alone! Take This" has 8-bit eclipse glasses on the front and "Total Solar Eclipse, August 21st, 2017" on the back of this black 100% cotton t-shirt. Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not look directly at the sun without proper eye protection. Imported.

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