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Team Fortress 2 Dispenser Talking Plush

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  • Choose Blue or Red
  • Plays 4 soundfiles
  • Provides an endless supply of happiness and snuggles
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You rely on them in game for health and ammo - it's the Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser!

This particular Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser gives an endless supply of happiness and snuggles and a regenerating supply of squeezability for friendly Engineers (it takes a few seconds to build the supply back up once compressed). Your teammates can even feel the love from a distance of several feet. Choose a Blue one with the Team Blu logo or a Red one with the Team Red logo embroidered on the outside of the slot. Both have a happy face on one side and a sad face on the reverse in place of the meter screen. When you press the pressure gauge, it'll spout off one of four phrases.

Product Specifications
  • Team Fortress 2 Dispenser Talking Plush
  • Officially-licensed Team Fortress 2 merchandise
  • Choose Blue or Red
  • Each has the appropriate Team Red or Team Blu logo embroidered on it
  • Both have a happy and a sad side
  • Great for TF2 fans
  • Plays 4 soundfiles (press the pressure gauge):
    • We need a dispenser riiiiiight here.
    • Dispenser down!
    • Eeeeerectin' a dispenser.
    • Dispenser goin' up.
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean only
  • Imported
  • Batteries: (it plays sounds, so it must have one, but it's somewhere inside the plush that we can't get to without destroying our Dispenser)
  • Dimensions: 8" tall x 7" wide x 4" deep
  • Ages 14+

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