Joker Never-Ending Mother's Day Card with Glitter
Everlasting Love for Your Momma
- One press of a button releases hours of baby cries
- A second press of the button makes it louder
- Every card comes set to "safe" mode
Grab this Mother's Day card, write an endearing message, pull the tab (not unlike a grenade), and deliver it. Once your mom presses the indicated space, the sweet, sweet sounds of a baby wailing will descend upon her for the next three hours. That's right! THREE HOURS. Pressing the button again will only make the baby cries louder! Not even a dunk under water will end the wailing sound. And when she rips the card apart to desperately try to quell the screeching? She'll be met with a glitter bomb of hearts!
What better way to remind your mother of your precious, wonderful early days together, way back when? We won't hear of a better way. Mostly because we've put our ear plugs in.
- Joker Never-Ending Mother's Day Card with Glitter
- Plays baby crying sounds non-stop (open or closed!) for THREE HOURS!
- Perfect card for the mom who has been pestering you about grandchildren
- Water resistant!
- Front reads "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY" over a patch of flowers
- Inside reads "I will always be your sweet little baby."
- Plays an obnoxious baby cry when pressed.
- For THREE HOURS
- Has glitter inside
- Joker Card will not stop until the battery dies or your victim destroys it
- If your recipient presses the indicated space again, the card gets just a little bit louder
- Great card for the mom who can take a joke
- Card has a safe mode that allows you to sample the sound and write a message