Perpetual Disappointments Planner
- The planner for people who are sick of it all
- Demotivational quotes, trivia, Monday stickers, and more
- Not specific to one year - they are basically all the same
Finally, the planner just for those of us who are tired of it all: one that offers a series of disappointing twists, including weekly demotivational proverbs, reminders of notable deaths, contact pages for people who never call, space for pointless doodles, and a year's worth of "Monday" stickers. This may not be our year, but this is definitely our planner!
- Perpetual Disappointments Planner
- Undated planner (no specific year) with disappointing quotes, trivia, stickers, and more
- Perfect gift for the wet blanket in your life
- Or the person hiding under the wet blanket
- Includes a ribbon marker so you don't lose your place on the slow march toward death
- Made from paper from sustainable sources, though that won't stop the eventual heat death of the universe
- Dimensions: approximately 8" x 5" x 1/2"