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Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game

This time, the Cake is no lie

  • Designed by the staff at Valve, makers of the original Portal games
  • Unique modular board, fast game play, tons of cake
  • Includes a Steam Activation Code for a free copy of Portal 2


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This time, the Cake is no lie

Before Chell made her way through Aperture Science Laboratories in Portal and Portal 2, there were legions of Test Subjects who tried (and failed... a lot) to pass through those very same test chambers. Lured to their demise by the same thing that lures us most of the parties and company meetings we attend: the promise of delicious Cake!

Okay, so we don't know for sure if they all died for Cake. They definitely died, though. Horribly. For SCIENCE! And now Aperture has resumed testing, with a fresh batch of faceless Test Subjects for you to maneuver to a cakey victory - or let fall to their deaths. Why fall? Oh, that's just because the Lab is made up of modular Test Chamber panels and at the end of every player's turn, one of the Chambers gives way, plunging all Test Subjects and Cake Slices to oblivion. For SCIENCE! This nifty board game, designed by the Valve staff (you know, the wonderful minds behind the original Portal video games), brings back all your favorite elements, from the Companion Cube to GLaDOS herself. There are even Portals to navigate through the chambers. But the big takeaway here is that the Cake is NOT a lie, and you're gonna need to amass as much of it as you can in order to win the day - while not dying. Try not to die. Honestly, it's just like most parties we attend.
Product Specifications
  • Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game
  • Officially-licensed Portal merchandise - and designed by the clever folks at Valve
  • For 2-4 Players
  • Ages 15+
  • Play time: 30-45 minutes
  • Mechanic: Area control/ area influence, modular board
  • Includes so much more than Cake!
    • 1 Manual
    • 1 Resource Board
    • 18 Test Chamber Panels
    • 20 Aperture Cards/Characters
    • 4 Oversized Portal Gun Cards
    • 1 Turret Miniature
    • 1 Companion Cube Miniature
    • 2 Portal Tokens
    • 1 GLaDOS Token
    • 32 Test Subject Miniatures
    • And, yes, 32 Cake Slice Miniatures, because you were promised Cake
  • Comes with a Steam Activation Code for a free copy of Portal 2
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age

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