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Smartie Pants Heels

Smarten up your closet

  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • Black and white scallop pattern with black fabric knot across the vamp, iridescent counter, and black heels flecked with silver
  • Vegan-friendly materials
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Smarten up your closet

If you know Irregular Choice, you're probably familiar with their Smartie Pants formula. Fabric side + PU counter in a complementary color + sparkles on the heel itself + a complementary fabric knot across the vamp. You can get them in off-white for your wedding, in hot pink, in teal blue - the list goes on. We got them in a color combination we thought would safely pair with your wardrobe - black and white.

This version of the Smartie Pants Heels from the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice features a black and white scallop pattern on the outside that reminds us a bit of a pattern of fungus growing on an old log in a forest. There's a fabric knot across the vamp, an iridescent counter (the upper bit of the heel), and the heel itself is black flecked with silver.

Product Specifications

  • Smartie Pants Heels 
  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • Black and white scallop pattern with black fabric knot across the vamp, iridescent counter, and black heels flecked with silver
  • Gold edge dressing
  • Floral pattern on the sole
  • Iridescent insole (like a little secret only you get to enjoy)
  • Materials: Fabric and PU upper / PU lining and resin outsole
  • Heel Height: 3 3/4"

Note: We know shoes are hard to buy online. If you're not sure if you got the right size, wear them inside a bit to see if they fit okay. That way the bottoms will stay untouched. DO NOT walk in them on pavement! If you wear them inside for an hour and realize they're rubbing you the wrong way, literally, return them for a refund or exchange them for another size. Just to be sure to include all the bits that came with them so another fan can have the same joy you did unboxing them.

Sizing Table

U.S Sizes
5
5.5
6.5
7
8
9
10
11
European Sizes
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
UK Sizes
2.5
3.5
4
5
6
6.5
7.5
8
Japanese Sizes
21
22.5
23
23.5
24
25
26
26.5

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