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Timmy the Conqueror 17th Anniversary Tee

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How much would you pay for this geeky shirt? $19.99? $20.99? But wait... there's more! No, actually, there isn't. Except for the fact that it's FREE with $50 purchase.

We have a lot of favorite books. Ones we like to reread. Ones we recommend to our friends. But one of our most favorite books ever would be that original AD&D Player's Handbook. The three-headed monster chasing Timmy on our birthday shirt was inspired by David Trampier's iconic cover art. Also, Timmy apparently picked up a tattoo and a 6-pack somewhere in his 17 years of adventuring. These things happen.

Timmy as an RPG warrior battling zombies and a three-headed monster above the words "Timmy the Conqueror / 17 Years ThinkGeek" on the front of this black 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

Because this is a limited-edition shirt, we're sorry, but there are NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.

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