Firefly Alliance Security T-Shirt
How's your Mandarin?
Somebody's got to keep the Independents and all those discontents in line. The Alliance is hiring, and they pay good money. May as well be you.
The Central Planets formed the Alliance. Ruled by an interplanetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage outer planets were not so enlightened and refused Alliance control. The war was devastating, but the Alliance's victory over the Independents ensured a safer universe. And now everyone can enjoy the comfort and enlightenment of our civilization.If you're ready to maintain the peace by any means necessary and bring the "enlightenment of civilization" to far-flung planets, then you're just the employee we're looking for. Sign up right here, citizen.
This black 100% cotton shirt features the Alliance Security shield from the Firefly universe. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.