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Giant Zombie Flamingos

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Birds from the nether stalk together

  • Black, befanged flamingos for additional kitsch value
  • Choose Standing or Feeding, which is bent over, looking for brains
  • Made in the U.S.

Generally the zombie plague isn't zoonotic, so you're probably safe if you buy one of these flamingos. But if you're not, we'd like to point out that we won't be around to pay out any life insurance claims made against ThinkGeek unless somehow one of us is immune. Maybe Timmy.

The company that manufactures these shared their origin story:
We were stocking our warehouse when one of our original Featherstone pink flamingos was bit by a sickly warehouse pigeon.
These red-eyed, black-feathered flamingos with fangs which resulted are ready to haunt your yard. Choose one - either standing or feeding. Each comes with a big dowel for a leg. It's almost as easy to put in the ground as a "For Sale" sign. Which is what your neighbors might do once they see your flock.

Product Specifications
  • Giant Zombie Flamingos
  • Choose Standing or Feeding, which is bent over, looking for brains
  • Materials: Body made of durable weather resistant plastic; legs made of rust-resistant metal
  • Dimensions: 38" tall and 52" tall, respectively
  • Includes 1 zombie flamingo body and 1 dowel
  • Made in the U.S.

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