Futurama Planet Express Logo Polo
Hey, you! Delivery boy!
Choose Planet Express for your parcel delivery service. We spare no cost to get your package where it needs to be on-time. Visit our offices in New New York for a tour of the facility, including a side trip to the Angrydome after you view our price sheet!
What will you be doing when you work for Planet Express? Well, you'll get to see the entire universe and also transport cargo! And when we say entire universe, we mean it. We go places other delivery companies (not to name names -- Mom's Friendly Delivery Company) only dream of going. (Why they were screaming and running, we're not sure. It's probably something in the water.) In addition to the fun work environment, some of our benefits include on-board medical facilities with highly trained staff (unless that's the crewmember you're replacing... in which case, welcome aboard!), a pension plan, stock options, not having a uniform that involves kneesocks, or, indeed, any socks at all if you so wish, and an endless supply of free darkmatter.
Even if you can't join our ranks today, you can take home an official Planet Express 100% cotton pique knit, 3-button polo shirt. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Imported. Not intended for children 12 and under.
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