Hallmark DC Wonder Woman Shield Blown Glass Ornament
Protect your tree (and home) from the onslaught of holiday stress
- Deck your house out in Amazonian wonder this holiday
- Protects your home from holiday stress
- Invisible jet included, we think
When asked, many Christmas trees lie about such things.
They may be decked out in silver & gold, and say, "The meaning of Christmas is in the stuff you get!" They may be covered in little teddy bears and tiny red wagons, and say, "The meaning of Christmas is the joy of the children." They may be covered in stars and angels, and say, "The meaning of Christmas is: 'Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men.'"
We have one question: why can't these trees just tell the truth?
With this Wonder Woman Shield Blown Glass Ornament, you get two things:
- A lovely splash of color and geek representation in your holiday décor, and
- The ribbon (or as we prefer to call it, the Lasso of Truth) will lash the tree limb to the ornament, and force the tree to tell the truth about its intentions.
Here's a line of questioning you might pursue: "Are you properly representing the True Meaning of Christmas? Or are you contributing to greed, strife, and overstressed holiday cooking? And, more importantly, WHERE IS THE EGGNOG?!?!"
- DC Wonder Woman Shield Blown Glass Ornament
- Officially-licensed DC Comics merchandise
- Sparkly Wonder Woman double W symbol on both sides
- Perfect for the Warrior Woman and the Etta Candy, who works hard to make holidays memorable
- Materials: Glass
- Dimensions: 4" across
- Includes one ornament with ribbon attachment
- For the adult collector of fragile, glass, breakable, geeky holiday decorations that children (and cats) should never, ever play with