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Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine

As effective as the Vulcan nerve pinch

  • Drift off to sleep to a familiar low thrum
  • 8 sounds from 5 different spacecraft
  • Projects a moving starfield on your ceiling




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As effective as the Vulcan nerve pinch

When we were brainstorming ideas for products to honor the 50th anniversary of Star Trek, we started off well, and then we came to a point where everyone was quietly thinking. It was a very zen moment in which we were each mentally walking the halls of our favorite ships, and that's when we realized what was missing.

The Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine provides the low thrum of a familiar spacecraft exploring some corner of an as-yet-unknown galaxy to gently lull you to sleep. Use the easy-to-navigate LCARS touch screen display to select a ship or station, whose schematic will pop up in the next window. Rest your head on your pillow and watch the stars race by, projected onto the ceiling. Bask in the light of the glass "warp" tower as you relax to the familiar sounds of the warp core... or whichever sound you choose. You'll soon discover one craft in particular provides your optimal nighttime environment for maximum relaxation. And there will be no more hitting the snooze bar in the morning with our Red Alert alarm. You'll wake up refreshed, ready to attack the day. Because today is a good day to -- well, do anything, really!

Product Specifications
  • Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine
  • A creation honoring the 50th anniversary of Star Trek
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Relax to the sights and sounds of your favorite ship voyaging through the universe
  • Projects a moving starfield on your ceiling
  • Sounds included
    • USS Enterprise NCC-1701
      • Enterprise Ambient Sound (sample)
      • Enterprise Engineering (sample)
    • USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D
      • Enterprise-D Ambient Sound (sample)
      • Enterprise-D Warp Core (sample)
    • Deep Space 9
      • DS9 Operations Center (sample)
    • USS Voyager
    • Enterprise NX-01
  • Easy-to-navigate LCARS touch screen display
  • Each sound pulls up a schematic of the corresponding ship
  • Also includes a "Red Alert" sound for alarm function
  • Optional sleep timer powers down projection and sound once you're asleep
  • Dimensions: 10" wide x 11" deep x 8" tall
  • Weight: 1 lb.
  • Includes Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine, AC adapter, and instructions

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