Self-Rescuing Princess Ladies' Tee
Thank you, Mario, but our princess rescued herself
You know what? We don't need no stinkin' knight in shining armor, thankyouverymuch. Yeah, sure there's a dragon, and the villain is over there in the corner explaining his evil plan, but I promise. We've got this entire situation under control.Read more...
Thank you, Mario, but our princess rescued herselfThere are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way.
If you're reading this page, we're betting that you are that superheroine. But if you're not, we know you have one in your life. Your own personal Buffy, Lara Croft, Rey, Black Widow, Xena, Kim Possible, Leela, Spider-Gwen, Ripley, Wonder Woman, or (our personal favorite role model for little girls) Elizabeth from The Paper Bag Princess. We could go on, but you get the idea. To paraphrase, geek ladies kick butt and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of gum.
"Self-Rescuing Princess" is printed in turquoise blue beneath a crown / tiara on this black 100% cotton ladies' tee. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.
Note that these are the measurements of the garment.
|Chest||33 in.||35 in.||38 in.||41 in.||44 in.|
|Length||25 in.||25 in.||27 in.||28 in.||28 1/2 in.|