Deadpool Wanted Tee
"This is really going to hurt and I still have to pee..."
[Cable and Deadpool have just teleported into the Oval Office] Deadpool: Mr. President... I have to pee. [silence] President: Third down on the right. One of you boys help him out. Deadpool: Thanks. Yer the best.
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we're fans of the RunPee app. Probably because we're also fans of Alamo Drafthouse, and the combination of beer and movie doesn't always work out ideally. Deadpool has three Peetimes identified. Fortunately, we didn't have to use any of them, so we didn't miss out on any of our favorite merc's mouth, but next time we might enjoy some chimichangas before it at the dollar cinema, and then we'll need the app again. For everyone's sake.
A Wanted sign with Deadpool's mugshot graces the front of this red 100% cotton shirt. He's saying, "Oh. ... I gotta go to the bathroom. BAD." Machine wash cold, delicate cycle. Tumble dry low. Imported.