Sherlock Outnumbered Tee - Exclusive
The Cleverest Man in the Room
Sherlock insulting you is just a sign that he likes you. Or that he doesn't like you. Or that your face is putting him off while he's trying to think. Actually, he insults everyone, so just don't read into it at all.
"Shut up." "I didn't say anything!" "You were thinking. It's annoying."But this one? This one just might be our favorite. It's just... so useful in everyday life. "I dislike being outnumbered, it makes for too much stupid in the room" text over the silhouette of Sherlock on a grey 100% cotton t-shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.
"Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."
"Brilliant Anderson." "Really?" "Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot."
"Oh John, I envy you so much... Your mind, it's so placid. Straight-forward. Barely-used."
"What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring!"
"Look at you lot: you're all so vacant! Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing!"
"She's cleverer than you lot, and she's dead!"
"Because you're an idiot. No no, don't be like that - practically everyone is."
"How did I do?" "Well, John. Really well! I mean, you missed almost everything of importance, but, um, you know..."