Splatter Trooper Raglan - Exclusive
"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." (Which is, presumably, not very.)
The probability of a bad guy hitting his target is equal to the inverse of all bad guys present plus the cube of the number of good guys present (+1) + the number of Jedi present (+1) to the 10th power. Formulated by Greg Ross of Futility Closet.
- Birthday parties involving a piñata
- Darts tournaments
- Paintball games (well, you don't want them on YOUR team...)
Artsy Stormtrooper helmet on the front of this black raglan with white sleeves and neck. 100% cotton. Rounded hem. Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Imported.