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Star Trek Klingon Cargo Shorts - Exclusive

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  • 6 pockets - SIX!
  • Elastic waist with external drawstring
  • Look like a Star Trek fan from every angle

We thought these would be the ultimate sneaky shorts. See, on the front they have the ST:TNG combadge and a patch for Starfleet Academy. But then when you turn to the back - ha HA! Klingon Empire, suckers!

But then, if you're a Klingon, they can probably tell from your forehead ridge.

*sigh* Even though our evil plans have been thwarted, these khaki Star Trek TNG Klingon Cargo Shorts are still pretty cool. They have an elastic waist with a drawstring for comfort in case you gorge on gagh and SIX pockets, which, hopefully you won't also fill with gagh.

Product Specifications
  • Star Trek TNG Klingon Cargo Shorts
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • 6 pockets - SIX!
  • Elastic waist with external drawstring
  • Embroidered ST:TNG combadge patch on left thigh
  • Embroidered Starfleet Academy patch on left pocket
  • Embroidered emblem of the Klingon Empire patch on the right uh... rear
  • Materials: 100% cotton body; 95% cotton / 5% spandex waist
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, gentle cycle. Dry flat.
  • Imported

Sizing Table

Waist (stretches)30-38 in.32-40 in.34-42 in.36-44 in.38-46 in.40-48 in.
Outseam (including waistband)20 1/2 in.21 1/2 in.22 1/2 in23 1/2 in.24 1/2 in.25 1/2 in.
Inseam10 1/4 in.11 1/4 in.12 1/4 in.13 1/4 in.14 1/4 in.15 1/4 in.

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