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Procaffeinating Ladies' Tee - Exclusive

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Wake up and smell the coffee

The best way to deal with procaffeination is to provide said procaffeinator a cup of coffee and come back in 10 minutes.

Everybody has something they need to get moving in the mornings. For many of us, it's that first cup of coffee. The one that comes in the mug that reads, "Don't talk to me until I've finished this." And until we've chugged it, we're pretty much useless. We can shower, but there will be soap in the eyes. We can make breakfast, but we'll burn it. We can check the weather, but we won't remember it when it comes time to get dressed.

"Procaffeinating (n.) The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee." on the front of a charcoal grey 100% cotton ladies' fitted shirt. This design is a ThinkGeek exclusive. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

BTW, for folks who aren't familiar: this is a meme. We're aware it's the wrong part of speech, but we wanted to be true to the meme when we printed it. Here's a great article on it, if you want to feel grammar validation.

Sizing Table Note: These shirts use juniors sizing and run smaller than our standard ladies' blanks. We recommend you check your size on the chart below and go a full size up for a comfortable fit.

Chest30 in.32 in.34 in.36 in.39 in.40 in.
Body Length24 in.25 in.26 in.27 in.28 in.29 in.

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