Pulp Fiction 13" Talking Figures
Figure Royale with cheese
- Choose Jimmie, Jules, or Vincent
- 14 points of articulation each
- And they TALK. A lot.
Since Pulp Fiction came out, people all over the world have been speculating as to the contents of the briefcase Jules and Vincent retrieve. Some think it was Marsellus's soul. Others think it was a bunch of gold. But we know what it really was. It was something so awesome that it couldn't be filmed... until now. It was these Pulp Fiction 13" Talking Figures.
From Beeline Creative, these Pulp Fiction 13" Talking Figures are perfect for anyone who loves eating les Big Macs. Each features 14 points of articulation and character-specific accessories, including a cup of really good %&$#|@! coffee and a Bad Mother %&$#*+ Wallet. Yes, we've descended into symbol swearing here, because they're TALKING figures. We've copied the lines they repeat below. Fans will immediately recognize the line. A youngster or ingenue who reads this page won't have his or her eyes besmirched. Although why those folks would be on a Pulp Fiction page confuses us....
- Comes with cup of coffee and removable slippers
- 7 different phrases
- Knock it off, Julie.
- I don't need you to tell me how %&$#|@! good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys =?|/. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen.
- Don't you %&$#|@! realize man that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house I'm gonna get divorced. No marriage counseling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get %&$#|@' divorced.
- Don't %&$#|@! Jimmie me Jules!
- You gotta make some phone calls, you gotta call some people, well then do it, and then get the %&$# out of my house before she gets here!
- You don't want to %&$# my =?|/ up, you're %&$#|@! my =?|/ up right now. You're gonna %&$# my =?|/ up big time if Bonnie comes home.
- Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
- Comes with gun, briefcase, gold bracelet, and Bad Mother %&$#*+ Wallet
- 11 different phrases
- Touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same %&$#|@! ballpark. It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same %&$#|@' sport. Foot massages don't mean =?|/.
- Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot-%&$#|@! master!
- Mmmmmmm! This IS a tasty burger!
- Oh, I'm sorry... Did I break your concentration?
- English, mother %&$#*+, do you speak it?
- Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother %&$#*+, say what one more god~\^@ time!
- And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
- God came down from heaven, and stopped these mother %&$#|@! bullets.
- We should be %&$#|@' dead now, my friend! What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to %&$#|@! acknowledge it!
- I used the same %&$#|@' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god~\^@ maxi-pad!
- Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother %&$#*+, mother %&$#*+! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE %&$# AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHER %&$#*+ WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL!
- First action figure to feature the officially granted likeness rights to actor John Travolta
- Comes with gun
- 12 different phrases
- All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
- Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the %&$# a Quarter Pounder is.
- They call it a 'Royale with cheese.'
- Play with matches, you get burned.
- I ain't saying it's right, but you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothin' and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they ALL meant something. Now we act like they don't but they do, that's what's so %&$#|@' cool about it. There's a sensuous thing going on, where even if you don't talk about it, you know, she knows it. %&$#|@' Marsellus knew it and Antwone should have %&$#|@' known better.
- Chill Jules, this =?|/ happens.
- Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car or in the jailhouse with the cops?
- Alright, it was a miracle, can we go now?
- Aw man! I shot Marvin in the face!
- Chill out, man! I told you it was an accident! You probably went over a bump.
- I was washing 'em. But this =?|/'s hard to get off. Maybe if you had Lava, I coulda done a better job.
- I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a %&$#|@' race car, right, and you got me in the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's %&$#|@' dangerous to have a race car in the %&$#|@' red. That's all. I could blow.
- Batteries: 4 LR44 button cell batteries each (included)
- Dimensions: 13" tall
- Ages 17+