Star Wars Kessel Run Champ - Exclusive
Just be prepared for the inevitable "parsec is a unit of distance" problem before you don this.
Han: I've outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?Han makes it sound like Luke's running away to join the circus or something after knocking up the local mayor's daughter. It's probably easier for everyone that Han's got no idea what kind of trouble they're about to get into. Otherwise, he might never have taken these particular passengers on.
Obi Wan: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.
Han: What is it? Some kind of local trouble?
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