Star Trek Borg Cube Giant Floor-standing Paper Lantern
Some assimilation required
- 18" cube floor lamp
- In-line on/off foot toggle
- From our favorite interior design collective
This product has given us an insight we never had before. We have discovered the ultimate weapon against the Borg: the domestic house cat. The Star Trek Borg Cube Paper Lantern Floor Lamp is completely defenseless against your typical domestic house cat which will see this object variously as a source of heat, a paper bag, a box, and a scratching pad, both consecutively and concurrently. Basically, your house cat is the ultimate weapon against this Borg, which we predict will soon be in tatters, strewn across the galaxy.
For those without cats or those who have a room into which the cat does not venture, we offer this lovely Star Trek Borg Cube Paper Lantern Floor Lamp. It's an 18" cube which can be switched on using an in-line foot toggle. It's perfect for a dark corner. Looks great in a playroom. Being so lightweight, it could also probably easily be wall-mounted. Just remember that when you plug it in, there's a possibility you'll be connected to the hive mind, so if you hear voices in your head, that's perfectly natural.