Giant Death Star Indoor/Outdoor Mood Light
Well met by that's-no-moonlight
- Can be a chair (holds up to 190 lbs.), a footstool, or a mood light
- 16 different colors + brightness controls
- Internal battery lets you put it wherever - here or in a galaxy far, far away
You know, originally, the Death Star was designed as a really large flashlight. They were planning to use the concave dish composite beam superlaser to illuminate the rebel forces, but they gave the laser just a bit too much juice, and instead of lighting things up, it, well, lit things up.
We've named this the "Giant Death Star Indoor/Outdoor Mood Light," but it can be a lot of other things. You can actually sit on it, if you're good at balancing and like your butt to glow. It's a great footstool if you happen to need illumination for your feet. But it's best as a great subtle light. It has 16 different colors. For a party, you can set it to strobe, flash, or fade from color to color. And it has an internal battery, so you can put it wherever you need a little planetary destruction, even if there isn't a power socket or the Imperial fleet nearby.